Hey there, alt girlies
Get ready to summon the spirits of spring with these eerie essentials for your office lair! Each item is a bewitching blend of your personal alt spirit and corporate conformity, all without casting a spell on your wallet. And just so you know, if you click and conjure a purchase from any of the links below, I’ll earn a little sorcery in the form of commission from Temu.
Box Cutters
Unleash these on the mountain of parcels that invade your space, perfect for carving out a nook as dark and mysterious as your soul. Not only are these knife shaped box cutters handy for everyday use, but they also suit the alt lover well.
Mail Opener & Staple Remover
As the mastermind behind management, you’re bombarded with an alchemy of letters – from praises to hexes, and everything bewitched in between. This duo tool not only slices through envelopes like a wizard’s spell, but also removes pesky staples faster than you can say “abracadabra.”
Mobile Phone Stand
For the phone-friendly crypts, this spine chilling black cat stand is a must-have to stream your favorite spine-chilling shows and movies, making the workday feel less like a torture chamber.
Scissors
These all-black, mystical blades are perfect for your random arts and crafts seances – be it conjuring up flyers for the office or invites to the next coven gathering.
Ouija Mouse Pad
Last, but not least, this Ouija board-inspired pad ensures your mouse movements are as smooth as a phantom’s glide, while also shielding your desk from the mortal realm.
Final Words?
In conclusion, sprucing up your office space with these spine-tingling staples will not only keep your alt soul thrilled, but also ensure you’re equipped for every eerie encounter in the corporate underworld. Embrace your inner ghoul and make your workspace a bewitching blend of the mundane and the magical! And between us, you can use code: AAJ73583 for an extra 30% off. Let us know how you incorporate your alt style in your office in the comments below.